Revenge of the Syndicate

Buy Low, Sell High, Part II

I'm converting to Democrat.  I can't stand the idea of backing a loser in the election. 

As such, I now believe the following:

God is a myth.
George W. Bush caused global warming, which began 50 years before his birth, and which will destroy the earth. 
It's feasible to stop using gas cars within 10 years. 
We should take money from people who work and give it to those who do not.
The state, not God is the fundamental creator and author of property and rights.  The State has all power to administer the same.
The U.S. should be 100% bilingual.
There should be a living wage...yadda, yadda, yadda...

We Suck

The Pepublican Rarty deserves to lose.

Welcome to the future

Stolling Rone is about to print a really, really brutal retrospective of Barf JoCain's life. Thanks to the wonders of the internet, you can read it now: Make-Believe Maverick

The world's most utterly failed state

Not Zimbabwe?

Buy Low, i.e., Buy Now

Be it therefore resolved that any willing ROTS member shall prepare a deposit of $500 per annum to participate in the first-ever ROTS investment club, to be referred to as the "U$A Capitali$m Patriot $yndicate". I hereby nominate Jet Bo-il as the first-ever Treasurer of said $yndicate, and further Dr. Stupid as the procurer and dispenser of cigars, and further Woolly Mammoth as procurer and dispenser of certain single malt adult beverages to $yndicate members for any all all gatherings of the $yndicate. All members shall willfully and jointly decide upon regular investment and allocation decisions with any distributions commensurate with the magnitude of members' deposits (or alternative disbursements in accordance with the satisfaction of any and all gambling losses by and between $yndicate members). Do I hear a second?

Project

I was typing today, and accidentally typed "bit" instead of "not," because my right hand was shifted wrong.

Which made me think of a project. The "QWERTY" keyboard was designed to slow typists down. What if we designed a keyboard intended to cause mis-types to frequently result in the formation of words?

Counterproductive? Probably. Amusing? Yes.

timing

A lawyer I interviewed with in February just emailed me back (after my attempted handwritten thank-you note, two emails and two phone calls unreturned within 1 month of the interview) saying that he couldn't hire anyone now (the "now" itself being quite humorous). 

FEBRUARY!

March, April, May, June, July, August, September.  I wonder what made him think about emailing me now.  I had totally forgotten about him. 

What's Going On

primer of unknown validity